1. demoncest:

    i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

    (via womanoverboard)

     
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  3. (Source: kingvitaly, via jerkpattillo)

     
  4. rnagnezone:

    lil achievement hunters

    (via ryanhoewood)

     
  5. (Source: miniclaws, via micoovav)

     
  6. theheirsofdurin:

    cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman

    (via micoovav)

     
  7. caitiward:

    "Caiti, I’m naked! Make sure you delete that…"

    (via micoovav)

     

  8. dioburandou:

    daemontool:

    remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

    image

    (via starsonyourceilingg)

     
  9. (Source: miniclaws, via micoovav)

     

  10. do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

    (Source: silabus, via awkward-lee)

     

  11. clothing adjustments that need to happen

    merlsemrys:

    runningbox11:

    • shirts actually designed for girls with larger chests
    • plus size clothing ACTUALLY intended to accommodate plus size people not just scaled up littler clothing
    • clothes for tall people that won’t ride up
    • pants for people with no butts
    • cute bras in bigger sizes
    •the fashion industry’s understanding that there’s lots of body types and every body type deserves to feel good in the clothes they wear

    pockets

    (via fringeminge)

     
  12. nymphdomi:

    andy065:

    Fuck your house.

    OMG I’m dying

    (Source: poyzn, via fringeminge)

     
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  14. gavinoinlava:

    captgrif:

    Lets be real, this was the most important part of the podcast.

    (Source: invisiblenap, via roosterteethandshit)

     

  15. impaire:

    It’s 1am and I have no desire to sleep or stay awake. 

    (via ircarcarr)